Sunday, January 24, 2010

God's orders on how to keep children s(p)ick-and-span(k)!

"Salvati, 44, who owns a home remodeling business and sends free wooden paddles to parents across the country, said he's just doing what God asked him to do four years ago."

Now, believers of divine revelations, buy (click) that shit. Oops, I mean buy that paddle! ;) 'Cuz, God said so. :)

By the way, it is not Uncyclopedia that I am linking to. Can't really help it if God's sense of humor is, well, funny!

4 comments:

  1. Ketan:

    Thank you for those kind words, am caught in the moire of some baseless mediocrity and need some time to recoup.

    You be good,
    B

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  2. Ketan, thats SALVATI saying that God asked him to so. How do I believe that Salvati's saing the truth? :|
    Btw, the link's hilarious.

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  3. Srishti,

    You have asked a good question, and precisely the one I want majority of theists to ask. A lot of what theists believe is based on unquestioned faith, irrespective of its verifiability.

    We need to ask "how do I believe that what"... the Bible, The Quran, Geeta, Mahabharata or Ramayana are... "saying is the truth?"

    Thanks!

    Take care.

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