A miracle has happened on my blog!
An over twenty five, yes, 25, yes, yes, yes, XXV years old message (click) from the Lord has suddenly emerged on my blog. Yes, the very same Lord who does not exist!
I always knew I was special; I was the chosen one.
Go! Spreadeth the wo... Oops! Spread the word!
An over twenty five, yes, 25, yes, yes, yes, XXV years old message (click) from the Lord has suddenly emerged on my blog. Yes, the very same Lord who does not exist!
I always knew I was special; I was the chosen one.
Go! Spreadeth the wo... Oops! Spread the word!
happy birthday? Or just technology gimmick? ;)
ReplyDeleteI thought you were supposed to be busy with studies !!!
ReplyDeleteKetan kid? :D You're all right, are you nawt?
ReplyDeleteB
I had to struggle to read; finally copied to notepad and adjusted accordingly. By the way; whats wrong?
ReplyDelete@ Stupidosaur:
ReplyDeleteI'm actually a capricornian, and am actually 24 years as of now, so basically God hasn't lied about the particulars of my birth. Probably, you might have not seen the exact date of the Lord's message. ;)
@ Rakesh:
Time and tide wait for none. And the Lord's messages don't wait even for time and tide! ;)
@ Newbie Mommy:
"Ketan kid"? I was born more than 24 years ago!!!
If alright = normal = average, how could I be alright? I'm the chosen one; I'm special, right? :P
@ Insignia:
ReplyDeleteThe Lord has used the most accurate and purest form of language in His/Her communication with us, so obviously because of its inherent purity, we find it difficult to understand.
Here is the simplified transcript of His/Her message that I could understand. Remember, my interpretation could be wrong considering I'm a sinning mere mortal.
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Unknown to you (ye = plural form of 'you') blithely ignorant peoples, exactly a year from this wretched day shall cometh a blessed day, when a messiah (click, you moron) ['thee' = singular form of 'you'] shall take birth among you mortals.
He will look every part a mortal like you. He will perform miracles that you will take for granted, just like the oxygen you shall breathe that He only would invent before taking birth.
Whatever the worldly name He chooses to distract you from diagnosing His greatness, He in the Heavens, shall be known as The Bullosopher. He shall pretend to not believeth in My Existence, and spreadeth the word against Me, for the supply of the uplifting wonder pill - Nirvangra has been kept scarce, but it is for you to see through His distracting stratagems.
He shall fill the World with light and delight. But these gifts shall come only to those mortals, who decipher the cryptic messages enshrined in His instruction manual that shall be called Neglected Serendipity.
Your Lord, in His/Her Infinite Wisdom (TM) has set the Universe to self-destruct in the Twenty Seventh year of the Bullosopher (click again, you imbecile) [year of birth of the Bullosopher --> 1985 + 27 = year 2012 AD (anno domini = year of the Lord)]. Only thy Bullosopher can save ye.
And to keep Him engaged in his Noblest pursuits, you shall sing a unique paean to his greatness - "To errrrrrrr is Human; to bullosophy is Bullosopherrrrrrrr".
You see grammatical errors in The Message (TM)? Shut up, you mere mortal, for your Lord only invented the Grammar in His/Her Infinite Wisdom (TM). The bottomline being, Your Lord knows the Best.
There shall not be nor there has been any other communication from your Lord. Any other communication shall only be enticements sent by The Axis of Evil Impostors.
Arrghmen!
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Hope, the Lord's message is clearer now. ;)
Oh my dear Lawwrdd, he's lost it! He's lost his senses, Ketan kid? :D
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Oh oh its not that I didnt understand. I have read The Holy Bible :-)
ReplyDeleteSo it was not at all difficult to comprehend what you wrote. I was just wondering what was genuinely wrong with you :-)
NM,
ReplyDelete*raises both thumbs*
Ketan,
Eh?
I didn't get anything.
@ Newbie Mommy:
ReplyDeleteFrom your comment I'm confused if:
1. You're lamenting to/asking Lawwrdd that/if Ketan kid has lost 'it'
OR
2. You're lamenting to/asking Ketan kid that/if Lawwrdd has lost 'it'?
In either case who are Lawwrdd and Ketan kid? ;)
@ Insignia:
"Oh oh its not that I didnt understand. I have read The Holy Bible :-)"
Well, I've not read the Holy Bible. So now, I'm confused. :( Anyway, I have read the entire The Rime of the Ancient Mariner by Samuel Taylor Coleridge (click). See, if that helps! ;)
"I was just wondering what was genuinely wrong with you :-)"
Well, you're reaching close to diagnosing the greatness of the Bullosopher!! ;)
If you're genuinely interested in knowing what's 'wrong', there's a link I've provided under the title 'influences' in my left sidebar. It will lead you to an eBook that you can download legally for free.
TC.
@ Srishti:
Never mind, you're too young to start thinking about Nirvangra and all that! :P
Ask Newbie Mommy (the one who you just showed two thengaas), who seems to have understood everything! ;)
Or maybe, my first comment to Insignia above might help. :)